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My Name Is Merlin (parts 1 and 2)

from Knights of the Down Table by Psychedelic Butt Stuff

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A gonzo science fiction biography of Merlin. In this story, we focus primarily on the famous magus' early to mid thirties. Camelot is still an age of aquarius and two more apocalypses into the distant future, and by this time in the old bard's life, he's struggling a bit with his memories, who seem to be passing each other backward and forward in time like ships in the night. After all, the whole notion of merlin aging backwards was just a figure of speech. In reality, memories, as electricity, don't follow the same scale of linear time that our flesh does, and some people just remember the future better than others. Not yet quite accustomed to putting his distant future memories into context, he is relentlessly distracted by things which haven't happened yet, and frustrated by the fact that they're always inconveniently displacing his memories of the generally agreed upon past. The scene is set as a monologue given from his private bathroom on some kind of mysterious multiversal soulshipship facility which sits outside of time, would seem as though Merlin is the vessel's captain of sorts. Also, oddly, there seem to be characters from different places and times hanging around and shooting the shit. Enjoy! Featuring Dr. DominNno.

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Chances are excellent, that Ithings was molded these White wize guy tony stanzas
whilst i was on the crapper,
Who's the boss?
Try not to get lost
in the dark
cause im illuminating only some
some only sometimes
Some of the time, every other time, all the time, when Ive got time. maybe make or
rock rhymes perhaps Right on A time
Procrasternatricks see? Its tricky tricky tricky
Forget me if im tardy, but punctuality works both ways so i meant only to assure thee that I wont be unduly early, now that we got that cleared up.
Maybe youve heard of me:
some may 2 refer me as
a lunatic luminary zen master,
Attaining zen complacency
With my sky high sorcery performed by me and my superlatively lazy latency
Pleased to meet your aquantancy,
If its answers you need, all i can really say to ye, is yo: here's a two for one answer:
Whether you you'd like to be kept in the dark, or you're the type to seek enlightenment?
clap on.
clap off.
The clapper.

Its really hard to shut it off once i turn the
Psycho go word flow on.
All it takes to predicate it is an idea to go on
Just gotta notice anything about anything at all to get the high score scrabble shit show on,
Hack. Pawnshop.
Vain. Pain-full-of-it
Sick, cold as
Asburgerlery 1st degree
it-all -knowetry
Guilty Got milk?
Spill't-y.
crybaby-baby-please
Never-never-land-minds,
Grow up or crow up
Carry on, sight sloppy second,
Place, where did I hide that magic,
Fuck, stick, cycle,
Fickle Fidgety
DIsorder-personality
Reva-evolutionary
Revisionist, creationarey,
Piction or non-piction
Secretivitally Sectionary
Insightfully-yes-no-Non-sensibly
Pretensile Library
Rare-e? Very.
Person, mutant,
autistically licensed
Age-bonded
Tied up busy busy busy,
Admittedly Subliminally
Explicitly, worn out, exhausted, falsely,
Inflagrantly flaunted,

This has will could still yet not or may be

slamdance poetry
Boat row row row youre a Tree
Seasonist every Coat Turnd Turn turn
To everything. Anything, person or place when and/or where we can meet up.
Day. view? Rhonda'd.

Cynically, supernaturally, i
ts big been,
Thoroughlly
Er Ponded
A tad bi Pole
Er Bare-Lee-laid
retention span with the
memories of a
relevant&recent past
absconded.
With.....wait. what was it?
What did he take? Who was it anyways?
Who did he from it take? Who me? Well that's just great, well, If N Im not mistake, then
I just had it, whatever it was or may well have been,
Was it foe or friend? Where did up he end?
Hold on.
What were we meant to be emphatically discussing again? Dont tell me, son,
i know this one,
thee, and sir
Ive got it on the tip of my....that's right!
Iceberg, Lettuce,
May us? Nay-us.
Me No? Uranus.
Doctor doctor! Say us?
Ass? Fetishist.
Bowie? Greatest hits.,
MIke Tyson? Invites em
over for TV dinner quick,
fishsticks, careful though, I hear hes quite a linguist, he may chew your ear off just a bit
This is where I normally double down-town
With an clever entendre....
So allow me to quickly ponder, where?.....There!
Over yonder?
Excuse me sir!
Entendre?
Heck, Not yet sir, I just met her
I wait, to contemplate whether or not that was or wasn't all
To Get Her
In reality, a play on a gender.
However, no matter,
Now I dont remember.
Now, on the inside I really
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder
Why?
Well...Anything at all!
However, not for long
Because, soon ill understand it
Whether, I scan it. Forget it, or get it, explain it, retain it, cement it, or mold it
• like a roman aqueduct dramaticulously designed to divert excess
• liquid give a fucks away from the mouths and guts of a dangerously
• thirsty human populous,
• Because, the liquid is viscuous,
• it makes folks vicious and
• desperately inconsiderate
• Illicititerate meanwhile their will is quite deliberate if their research can produce an excuse to abuse or dismiss us whose us? hip hop mutants, magicians and the rest of the intellectual counter clock wise type stuff
they trade friendliness and flavor
• in favor of their
frantically fearful fantasy fuss...
• so I man middle it & belittle it.
• Theyre so excited and anxious,
• All Fisticuff links fear thinks
And predist-hostilitus...for fun folks like us
• Well, no such luck,
• They cant get my fucks cause i find both that and most other things they say or do highly boring, and superfluous,
• Not to mention tedious
• and when it comes to fucks well shucks,
• i aint exactly working with a surplus,
• so im hiding out of lazy-nuss
• Loose like Goose Duckin the duck duck.
• Fuck. Whoops, I dropped it, 5 second rule I picked it back up.
• Its worth at least a Dub, so YOU can hale
• Me on the frequency you use to reach Jonah, im still blow holed up
• Underwater, undermined,
• underpaid, underwhelmed, unglued inside until, my smoothe and superior,
• Smug placid exterior
• surface is out of service
• Very nearly Nervous, plurbus
• but still vaguely amused & outwardly nonplussed.
• WWhat next shall we discuss?
• OOh that's right, I need to faux cuss
• But thats much later , alligator,
• SO ill keep with the sensible sequence of evence on the timeline consensus


So just to clear this up, this is the part where I cuss
• Fuck it, shit it, ch-bit it, cunt, cock, ass fuck, god damn it, booger betty crocker shit, double penetration, pancake dickhead, god forsaken, patronizing very imaginarily friendly,
• Dearly Departed Drop dead fred.
• What a good friend I am
• FreddiEasy at five knights of the round able,
• not really willing but able,
• wild man of borneo like cable,
• EXciteBikeable-bodied-yes sir, up the maple treeat a delight that makes me kind of
• Unstable, no horse, of course, of course, didn't need to use the hoof code Morse when he said said
"MY name is mr. Ed. "
• Im a divorce'
• not a new-lee-wed
• Everything single thing i do is too sexy,
• Like right said fred.
• WEll put Fredericket, to kick it with wicket, in tittsburgh ill elicit two pickets
• UNtil the umpire stops strickin back
• With his beaurocriattic hey batter battic neurATIC Attack
• Thats's three strikes dudes, we get the point, can we try-ump for our comeback,
• THen again is uppose that would just be forth and back, everyone's a victim of somethin, we're all adults so lets jist stop finding justice in faults and start cuttin some slack, but to do that ya gotta take the lead by example jack
• ANd
• Perhaps thats why Im up at night
• As the rest of you are tucked, snug-ly, brain dead, in your nice warm bed,
• Nice and cozy, (homie) enjoy your
• nice-dream-coma
• Fill your lungs with the aroma of Nymphoma from your porno balogna
• But Dont let them bitin bed bugs nag you till your nuts turn red
• He socratically sarcastically said
• I could be wrong though, im pretty non committable,
• (We'll see), (i dont know),(president not sure) (its possible), (perhaps),
• (rain check ?)like
• rain man san
• Much honoroo
• definitely wopner
• 4 peoples quarts till Im drunk enough to
• remember the point that i was
• cynically circumgetting to,
Also, in addition, finish mission,
stateMENT-Oh's thats right I was fresh makin'.

Im like im a likewise merlin-esque
Show
old-wise
guy losing almost
most of his mind,
in space and time
and
Because his memories work backwards in time,
Fractured memories of the future
like it
already happened
Time. behind it
MIND sees nearly
but not nearly clearly
enough
for any concrete benefits,
What do a merlin type a nigga gets?
Besides...
a deep insight, and a sterling wit,
To cut surgically in the silver linings,
Like a magic lamp, you can rub it all night
But it cant grow no lights,
if if it dont have a socket to screw bulbs...get it?
And there aint know switches to flick,
it may be so shiny, but
It the geneii is insolvent of wishes,
Its vicious,I wasn't scene but I lost a
sigh heavy sigh,
It seems pointless to try to
Care bear share it
WWhen.You. cant.
• EAt it or
• drink it or
• smoke it or
• shoot it or
• toot it or
• pawn it or
• Fuck it
When nobody gets it and
nobody saw it
Troof?
The truth about truth is:Dont nobody want it.
its always
pointless and frustrating to
inflagrantly flaunt it.
Butter?
Blue Bonnet.
Its reflection is all that is honest.
Its automatic and on its
best day its Only OK like an at home supersonic.
Reflexes and precious details that only I notice
The reason why they're so important
it takes so long to show it
to try to explain to anybody with half a brain
And if they do then they
could really give a fuck anyway,
(and who could blame em),and so it goes that my attention span deters me from a willingness to show this.
When Leapin Lyin's is flying
Im Lacking the Luck and the
Lackadaisical Lampoons to
Lick em and Tame em.
Anne frankly Id rather fustigate em.
Although I still dont hate em.
So whatever it is
odds are that
ive chosen to be the
only anybody
Ruthless enough to make sure that it is
he and only he who is the
only himself to make sure its
him and only him
who
Himself Alone knows it.
In other words sherlock
Home Alone it.
The secret's safe with me,
Its gonna have to be,
Safely keeping sleeping
in the safety of drowning
in the neptunian bowl
Which is which witch fishily
Allegorizing my increasingly
• Washy wishy
• anthropomorphical
• 8 pound oreckle
• metaphorical
• she sells sea shells down by the sea shorical
• IItchy. glitchy. goldfishy. bitchy. memory
Ive got white guy from the future
privy livvy lidge, and I know it,
however,
A hermetically unseelie
vague vision of a
theoretically ideal future dont mean
you wont blow it.
And boy, dont I know it?
Its very obvious
to me.
but since everyone's so willingly oblivious,
their expression tells you one of two or both of these two things,
1.deleted 2. Noted
Or in other words
"cool story brosef"
So you dont wanna take all the time to
catch em up,
To get a shrug,
on a perfect view of
everything from this
far. out. and. high. up.
Sanity can get you looked at like youre fucking nuts.
"Did you hear that? Me neither bud. This nigga must be on drugs."
So oftentimes i,
i feel inclined to
skip describing
the ideas behind the
"you know what's whats".
Why, Where
thats how it is when:
So far out there,
it can be
Most Just one bruce like lone Lee
Lonely, the only.
Lonely the only,
know.....
one knows how anything
makes me
feel? Rhetorical.
know one,
Can really make me do
anything?
exactly.
Especially not me. Most Like Lee
someday Something
Ive decided
that did
Really really rather not see.
Its difficult to lobotomize the memory but keep the perspicacity.
When you do it emote like,
Then it goes like, and I quote like
" Repeat repeat repeat repeat"
Isnt it neat?
my
vision of the future doesnt seem to
extend to
within my skin to
any extent or
any instance or
moment that
just happened if
it isnt immediately important to
a problem....
that im supposed to be solvin.
Im sure Ill get around to it.
WHenever im feeling clever,
or perhaps a bit better
Maybe later, perhaps whether
Not right now tho,
But Before never, (that's if I remember)
Before Now When
I land before time,
Not until Before I arrived
But maybe technically after I died,
So suddenly so sad and so sane
Lights out for old pap pap Lizard brain.
So, Sorry so sloppy
Some-so-what (he who is without sin)cerely,
Date. Name?
Hey, Wait.
What were we talking about again?

Dead panic at the disco

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from Knights of the Down Table, released January 20, 2019

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Psychedelic Butt Stuff Bremerton, Washington

The Psychedelic Buttstuff are a Philosophically Bardic Alchemical Ratchet Dance Boutique Of Occultist Thaumaturgical Science. While the members of this Kabbal of Quantum Sourcerers drift in and out, they claim to have had such legends as Dr. DominNo Jones, The Sheriff of Charleston, The Supernovus, & Jung ARKely Jones inscribe their names to this Jam's distinguished manifest over the years. ... more

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